Inspired by the show, come up with a silly way to die to amuse those that are bored. (make sure you put a cheesy title at the end)

An office peon was preparing for a meeting. Photocopies and piles of papers lay strewn about. The stacks suddenly collapsed under the weight and caused an avalanche. The peon received numerous papercuts which resulted in death by loss of blood.

Cheesy Title: Paper Cut-It-Out

The peon ,walking through a park with his lovely tauren girlfriend, suddenly trips into a bed of flowers. Unknowingly allergic(as fuck) to pollen, his head swells up and blood could no longer reach the brain.. he dies.

Death by Flowers